tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-107300322011-12-14T22:02:50.434-05:00by daniello - featuring good writing, odd ideas, and bad jokesdaniellohttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17307099426213987707noreply@blogger.comBlogger141100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-10730032.post-1108485347161085062005-02-15T11:35:00.000-05:002005-02-15T11:37:03.426-05:00

The Squeak!all updates will be made there from now on. Please bookmark, subscribe, etc.

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Has there ever been a greedier toy pig?

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What came out when the kid put the fake coin in the vending machine?The manager!OY!

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Every weekend, I like to order in and just graze on whatever I get throughout the weekend. Sure, it's not cheap, or particularly healthy, but at least I'm getting a "home-cooked" meal, since I can barely boil water.This weekend: IndianNow, please excuse the spelling, as it seems to be different at every Indian restaurant.Aloo Mattar Gobi: Cauliflower, peas, and potatoes in a sauce of

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Bitchalicious.Hot design. Truthful words. Hunt for hilarity with those "let's catch up" e-mails that go around. You know, the ones that ask you what your favorite food is or if you like your underwear to go up your ass or around it.I love those surveys.Oh, and favorite food, these days I'm on an Indian rampage. Underwear? Around the ass, thanks.

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Where did the General keep his armies? In his sleevies! SCORE!

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So I'm a little (or a lot) concerned about kitty pizza. At 4, she's not exactly a kitty, but there's no reason for her to be going bald. I'll try to post a pic later, but I've discovered two bald patches on her little body. One (about the length of my hand and two inches across) on her back and another (about one square inch) on her tummy. I know she's doing this herself because I've witnessed

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With much disappointment, I bring you sad news about a new candy/food product I tried today.They're called JBz. Presumably, the JB stands for Jelly Belly and I have no idea what the z stands for. They're little chocolate pieces (think M&Ms) inside flavored shells featuring Jelly Belly flavors.Sounds great? Think again. They may look innocent enough, but...Grape Jelly Belly? Fabooooo!Grape JBz?

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It's time for today's bad joke of the day: What's brown and sticky? A stick! Take a moment to compose yourself after that gem.

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Can't start the day without a nice, smooth cup of coffee. Half and half and three Sweet and Lows, thanks!I don't understand people who don't consume caffeine, either because they don't like it or they think it's bad. I think caffeine is a wonderful blessing.That's right, I'm talking about you - Mr. I'll take a decaf at 10 in the morning. No, no caffeine for me, I don't like the way it makes me

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Some of the best advice I've ever been given is about to be revealed... "If you're a creative, you have the freedom to be as crazy as you want." Guess what? It's true. I'm not talking about the kind of crazy where one might carry an axe around the office, or drink Windex for lunch, but the kind of crazy that reflects who you are as a person. If you're a good, original copywriter, you probably

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Coffee. A very good idea. Drink as needed.

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After much thinking, I have decided this is your blog for reading about the following:copywriting creative writingadvertising marketing books and audiobooks toys and games food and drinka lil' pop cultureStop by lots, won't you?

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She's my muse. She's not expecting you, but she's intrigued that you stopped by for a visit. Please stay and have some tea.

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