JBz...oh hell no.
With much disappointment, I bring you sad news about a new candy/food product I tried today.
They're called JBz. Presumably, the JB stands for Jelly Belly and I have no idea what the z stands for. They're little chocolate pieces (think M&Ms) inside flavored shells featuring Jelly Belly flavors.
Sounds great? Think again. They may look innocent enough, but...
Grape Jelly Belly? Fabooooo!
Grape JBz? Horrifying!
Juicy Pear Jelly Belly? The best!
Juicy Pear JBZ: A visit with the dentist's hairy arm tastes better.
Licorice Jelly Belly: Nice!
Licorice JBz: Kill me before I harm others!
So, in summary, do not ever consume JBz without the necessary precautions, including a large glass of water or milk, and some absorbent bread to wash the taste out of your mouth.
They're called JBz. Presumably, the JB stands for Jelly Belly and I have no idea what the z stands for. They're little chocolate pieces (think M&Ms) inside flavored shells featuring Jelly Belly flavors.
Sounds great? Think again. They may look innocent enough, but...
Grape Jelly Belly? Fabooooo!
Grape JBz? Horrifying!
Juicy Pear Jelly Belly? The best!
Juicy Pear JBZ: A visit with the dentist's hairy arm tastes better.
Licorice Jelly Belly: Nice!
Licorice JBz: Kill me before I harm others!
So, in summary, do not ever consume JBz without the necessary precautions, including a large glass of water or milk, and some absorbent bread to wash the taste out of your mouth.
posted by daniello at 3:08 PM
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